This is it, the real deal. Official, city grade metal signage in striking yellow and black offering a final flea to clear out the bullshit, reset your mind and find a genuine bit of soul in the merciless and disgusting world of 2026! Here's your chance to complete one last act on the internet (checkout) before pursuing a phone-less life communicating with amazing creatures and enjoying the "small" joys of life that can still be experienced without a subscription, a rent or a wifi.
Signed and hand numbered on back. Can be personalized by request. This is a what collector types call a "virgin" copy of the same signs posted around Los Angeles and G.P. (however, most are long gone by the time you see this). Just FIVE copies will be available for sale at this time. These are preorders and will be fulfilled in mid October, possibly sooner if I receive them faster.
Perfect for any types who wish their house look more like the "teen's room"
Ships 2nd week of February